when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot
A dentist looked at my medical history today and laughed. She preceded to ask me what I’m “depressed about”, as though I need a reason. As though, because of my age, I can’t possibly have depression. Because every other part of the body can’t get sick, but the brain? No….